Dumb like an American 

a person who is not well educated and does not want to get any knowledge, so that s/he usually does not know anything, even the obvious things, and if asked, answers uncredibly silly.

sometimes used: "dumb like a Yank".

A: What's Queen of England's name?
B: Victoria.
A: You're dumb like an American.

A: Who's the president od Russia?
B: Lenin.
A: Dumb like an American!

A: Where lies Israel?
B: South America.
A: Youre dumb like an american.

Dumb like an American by Krzysiek October 16, 2006

[colombian-american girl] 

Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colors, skinny jeans, and ballet flats or sneakers. big hoops, and hair that you can push back.... often considered sexy,if you could work it well. yet if they over do it , can be taken as tacky.

colombian-american girl:dont drawp tha bawl or imma get'chu. sin mentirle.

Maria:like-uh did juu see dat beeeaach. she's such an idiot. que pereza. im so fawking tie-ahd of hur! what a puta.

[colombian-american girl] by omiqod your faceeeeee February 22, 2009

Good Morning America 

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

Good Morning America by Zabrow December 18, 2008

anti-American 

Scum who are oblivious to how lucky they have it here in the United States. American-born anti-Americans are the worst.

"If you don't like it then fuck off."
-me

anti-American by Dave September 13, 2004

Americaning 

The act or duty of being and or doing American things.

Americaningwearing Red, White, and Blue, Playing baseball, Chewing tobacco, Singing the Star-Spangled Banner, Owning a Shotgun, Driving a Pick-up Truck

Americaning by BVaccs September 5, 2010

Américan 

1.)A right winged American who admires the second ammendment. 2.) A person who believes in free markets and limited government. 3.) a person who is anti-liberal, anti-socialism, anti-communism; pro-life, pro-second ammendment, pro-Patriotism, pro-nationalism, pro-freedom, pro-police, pro-American flag, pro-military, pro-capitalism. A person who believes in the Christian God and therefore knows there are two genders.

No I’m an américan!

Américan by American kid February 16, 2018

American people 

Extremely dumb and stupid. Can't spell and measure. Their small is an extra large.

All most likely fat.

"Can we go to America??!"

"No, American people are dumb. I don't want to lose more of my braincells."

"Okay! They are stupid!!"

American people by swagshin October 3, 2021