When you take a poop with someone else next to you, watching you, or just hanging out with you. Buddy poops are done without privacy, in a non sexual way.
by soviet master October 12, 2016
Get the buddy poop mug.When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.
Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop
by Raht November 13, 2016
Get the Puxatony Poop mug.1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time
See also: Great idea
See also: Great idea
by Briguy69 November 24, 2016
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Get the Shooty poops mug.Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.
"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.
by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016
Get the Poop-blocked mug.Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.
Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.
by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015
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Something cats do after making a poop. Excitedly and hyperactively running around in circles or back and forth (should there not be enough room for circles) like a crazy kitty. This may occasionally include psychotic meowing and making a mess of your home (especially mangling freshly folded clothes, knocking over cups of liquid and skidding across stacks of paper.)
Something cats do after making a poop. Excitedly and hyperactively running around in circles or back and forth (should there not be enough room for circles) like a crazy kitty. This may occasionally include psychotic meowing and making a mess of your home (especially mangling freshly folded clothes, knocking over cups of liquid and skidding across stacks of paper.)
Sylvester loves to make poop loops after taking an especially stinky poop because he is so proud.
My kitty did poop loops around the living room which are much preferred over making skid marks on the carpet.
My kitty did poop loops around the living room which are much preferred over making skid marks on the carpet.
by Nemmesis March 17, 2016
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