gut-top 

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

gut-top by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

snow top 

When a male ejaculates in someone's ass and when that person next shits the first bit will have a white top, hence "snow top"

I heard she got a snow top last night

snow top by QWERTYlulz July 19, 2013

going top ma self 

Going to overdose themselves

See ya I'm going top ma self

going top ma self by Poop123456 November 20, 2013

cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.

Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.

cat-top by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014

rock top 

When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.

She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.

rock top by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015

Carrot Top 

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)

Carrot Top by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017

Crop top bimbo 

The kind of woman who has the body of a letter P. Big boobs no ass. And she cant sing and nobody likes her. Big lips, forever single...yknow

Wow crop top bimbo is a silly sausage

Crop top bimbo by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019