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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
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happy prince song

To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.
-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.

-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.

-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
by sukadog April 12, 2011
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Gay (happy)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: gay (Happy)
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Happiness

If you smile all the time, you will never know such a thing exists.. until you shed tears at the same time
Cry along if you feel like happiness is the truth
by assUwUa November 13, 2020
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Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.
Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me
by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025
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happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
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