calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 25, 2013

i Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

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i Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Ur call

When you let someone make there own choice. Even though the right thing to do is go cuddle and watch a movie.

Its ur call if you are coming over

by Chzburger December 28, 2016

call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.

I think I need to call Lisa.

by Nedkilley May 20, 2024

calling station city

This term is used in Poker, when you are at a table which is full of calling station players.

Screw this $1/$2 table, its calling station city!

by Tymmo December 11, 2008

Better call saul

The act of saying that people who lost a court case or is going to a court case should’ve/should call the best attorney at law, Saul Goodman

Person 1: Yo bro, did you hear that Johnathan Majors is probably going to loose the court case and now they are going to jail for 5 years if he looses?

Person 2: They better call Saul if he wants that to be reduced to 1 month of house arrest

by Undisclosed pipe damage April 18, 2023