Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 29, 2022

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Cheap beef

The kind of boy you meat and know it’s not time to date them yet, but let them marinate for a few years before digging in

Caitlin: What do you even see in him?
Sarah: He’s a nice piece of cheap beef, he’ll turn out alright.

by ripplewaters January 21, 2023

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Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.

Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.

by ripplewaters January 21, 2023

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Beef Case

Also known as a taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.

Yo bro, grab a beef case on your way over.

by Acuracy April 17, 2016

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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018

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