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the Odin 

When someone walks into an orgy that has stalled itself out for political reasons, then negotiates terms and seeks consent until everyone can fuck eachother and go home happy about it. There is often a lot of cleanup involved, but not necessarily.

Made famous by the mythological figure Odin, who spends all of his time riding Slepnir around doing this for various gods and mortals.
a flock of herons were messing up my pots and pans while looking over their shoulders , so I did the Odin and went back to bed.
the Odin by genius00 September 20, 2017

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
the oven mit by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

The over and under carnage 

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.
While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.

The oder ich 

Ostrogoth King unfortunately severed by sword into three pieces. Whoever is named like this must be of Royal appearance or look absolutely godlike.
If a The oder ich looks down at you, do smile at him so he smiles back at you. Knowing all, he will then answer any question you may or may not have, the answer being, of course, 42.
"What will the future have in store for us?"
"I have no clue, go ask The oder ich"
The oder ich by G*Dallmighty November 1, 2017

The Outsider 

Fictional character in "Dishonored",The Outsider is not good nor bad,he is a figure of myth.
He bears The Outsider's mark.
The Outsider by Bigmouthprick November 1, 2017

The old Taylor 

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead
I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.
The old Taylor by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017