card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

personal penetration

When a male makes a cast of his penis and then proceeds to fuck himself with it

I heard Mike did some personal penetration last night

by workplaceconduct February 11, 2017

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?

by Call Meh Sammie! May 22, 2016

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

ten gallon person

A delusional narcissist that thinks they are better than everyone

I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!

by Lloyd Braun's Gum September 19, 2020

Clash of Personalities

A term your boss makes up as an excuse to avoid dealing with workplace bullying.

I see that you two just have a clash of personalities.

by Muskoka_Girl February 15, 2025