pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024

Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.

Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"

by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022

Brains

1. Cerebral prowess, smarts, wit, exceptional knowledge; the greyish pink electric mush inside your skull, dura matter
2. An extremely sought after zombie delicacy.

1. If you had as much brains as guts, what a clever fellow you'd be!
2. Braaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss!

by postertheif January 27, 2020

brain puke

Poorly articulated ideas puked onto a notepad in bad handwriting containing potential for future academic research studies, saved for later.

Here's some brain puke for a comparative study of criminality and sociality in the context of community.

by DorkWithADHD June 12, 2024

Brain Teazer

1. Alternate spelling for "brain teaser"

2. A puzzle that makes you feel like a total bad ass when you solve it.

3. One of the most complicated of puzzels testing intelect, logic and reasoning.

Are you really playing with a puzzle?!

Nawh its a brain teazer!

by PrincessPeachBaby May 24, 2012

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017