drain my nugs

A much cooler way of saying "I'm cumming," or, "WHOOPTY WOO HERE COMES THE GOO!"

A cooler way to say masturbate

"Man, when I get home, first thing I'm going to do is drain my nugs"

by Skycoder711 May 21, 2017

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

burns my ass

burns my ass to be highly annoyed or pissed off

my neighbor turning his dogs loose in my yard to shit really burns my ass

by blueskypanda June 23, 2020

Tittin My Nip's

A universal term for anything that blow's your mind.

Randy: spills his shit in johny's car.

Johny: dude you have to be tittin my nip's right now!

by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011

Playing in my face

Feigning ignorance while being blatantly disrespectful; i.e. insulting ones intelligence.

My man was grinding all on some chic in the club and gon' ask me what's the issue? If this n*gga don't stop playing in my face...

by TekiaP April 8, 2023

byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

have my children

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.

Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”

by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021