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Makers FC is a 6-year-old football club, founded in October 2017. A club that has always been recognized for its simplistic yet classy white and light blue colors, first appearing in the first few seasons of their journey. The club has gone on to win many titles, including many silver and bronze divisions, a couple of gold titles, 3 EA Cups, and a No Rules Cup. It's one of the longest-running clubs of the FIFA franchise and has sadly retired as a club and organization as a whole from the football industry in the late months of 2022. Some of their more recognizable players were Chicken Cairns, Taylor Kingston, Puyol Puyol, and Whitacker between the sticks.
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Turd maker 

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
Turd maker by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014
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smoothie maker 

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.
I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.
smoothie maker by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018

Noise-maker 

A loud, attention getting fart that is surprisingly scent free.
Billy just blasted a bomb of a fart, but relax, it was just a noise-maker.
Noise-maker by J Lav November 17, 2019

r/makemesuffer 

A masterpiece comprised of bad memes, reposts, sad shit, and actually suffer worthy content
I have aids because of r/makemesuffer.
r/makemesuffer by Britts_suck March 11, 2020

logic makes logic 

WTF HOW'D THAT HIT ME, LOGIC MAKES LOGIC

Undercarriage Makeover 

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.