waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.
The rules for cracking go as follows:
-It must be after 7:00AM
-It must be a 12oz light beer
-The beer must be cold
-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked
-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone
-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers
The rules for cracking go as follows:
-It must be after 7:00AM
-It must be a 12oz light beer
-The beer must be cold
-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked
-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone
-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers
I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.
Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.
Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.
Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.
Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.
by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy August 23, 2012
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by Dreams Adam February 2, 2008
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someone whose behavior is deemed to be similar to the stereotypical behavior of white people/crackers.
yo, that guy is crackerlicious!
by Douche Teabaghman July 12, 2006
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by Mike Lent October 30, 2003
Get the Shit Crackers mug.Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.
by Steven January 25, 2003
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Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
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