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Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
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Call of Duty

A dying game that gets boring after 20 minutes of playing it. Somehow makes you mature 10+ years in 5 minutes. Garbage ass game that garbage people play. This game is full of racist crackers who enjoy calling me nigge*. This game is enjoyable when you booted offline and get in a jackets game. The servers are amazing lagging out sometimes but overall 10/10 game.
Logan: Wanna play call of duty?
Andrew: fuck nah nigga I’m playing fortnite
by seviccs July 27, 2021
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Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019
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Call of duty

Every person that does this will never have sex in their live, the old name if this game was ("if you play thg is shitty ass game you will never touch a woman"
Call of duty is shit
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Roll Call

Roll call is a mandatory meeting for your car. When the shot caller tells everyone to go out to the yard, you have to show your face or lose the protection and respect of your car.
The shot caller called the whole car out to the yard for roll call.”
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