Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016

nacho waffer

A trashy chick willing to do anal with no prior foreplay, often recommending it as if there's a benefit to it.

"I heard that chick Veronica let Richard fuck her in the ass behind Taco Bell"
"What a nacho waffer"

by TheSource November 17, 2016

afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork

Dude I just got anxious waffles!!

by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

buttery waffles

Another word for the term buttocks or glutious maximus .

Mmmm girl how doin with those buttery waffles.

by makingplaysinthekitchen April 25, 2017

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017