Poop cereal

When you pee and poop at the same time.

Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.

by Lisa g unit November 18, 2021

Poop Sanctum

A new name for the bathroom!

I gotta go use the poop sanctum, be right back.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

Pskov poop

A Pskov poop is when you afk, spin in spawn and take a shit at the same time

Me: I'm gonna go for a Pskov poop
Friend: Okay, I'll camp here *buys autosniper*
*gets easy ace*
Friend: ez

by GProgs January 23, 2020

The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

Minion Poop

funny

Matthew can't stop laughing about Minion Poop

by skyball18 October 29, 2022

Partner pooping

Partner pooping is the act of sharing one stall together pooping through your friends opened legs sitting on their lap when he has to poop to.

Person one sits on person two's lap to partner poop together.

Bill sat on John's lap for a partner pooping session since all but one stall was full.

by C. Cream November 10, 2022

poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

by Tjupr December 3, 2013