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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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Being called racist

That isn't what happening. You know that isn't what's happening.
Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2024
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Call of Duty

The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS
Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.

In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game

Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac

noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
by jawspinner September 28, 2020
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Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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Kj's Brother /calls

He's Dead
Kj's Brother /calls is Dead
by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023
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The Scooby Doo Last Call

When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025
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