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Ah, yes, school. 5 days a week (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) you wake up at around 6 in the fucking morning which means you got about 2 hours of sleep because you stayed up until 4 in the morning completing a shitty useless assignment about things you won’t even need in the future. Basically you go to school and have to go from class to class for 7-9 hours which you’ll repeat the same thing the very next day. When you finally finish your day and is excited to go home your teacher goes “Class, I forgot to hand out this extra large 150-page assignment! The deadline is on Wednesday!” Again, you work on that all day and night. It repeats for 20+ years of your life. 20 years waisted on this shit you won’t even need. We’re in the 2020’s. It consists of stuff such as CALCULATORS.
Amy: hey, what’s that shitty jail cell looking building over there?
Bryan: oh, that’s school.
by I’m bored right now March 14, 2022
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The process of constant struggle and pain just to get to one simple goal; being your own fucking human being. You are in a seemingly neverending repetitive cycle of the same bullshit, sometimes tweaked a bit. If you get a class with your friends or a teacher that genuinely gives a shit, you should be considered one of the luckier people and probably consider participating in the lottery, since this shit is unlikely as hell. The only good portions of this shit is an after school activity such as sports or esports, seeing your friends, sometimes a free lunch, and developing a deep and meaningful relationship with a significant other. If you get none of that, then I am sorry because you're all alone in a prison that tells you when and when not you can talk, eat, or even use a fucking bathroom.
Tyler: "There are actually 8 circles of hell."
Sam: "What is the 8th?"
Tyler: "School."
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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7 hours of life being wasted on learning useless things that might not even help. If you have after school then i feel bad.
Hours and hours of writing is school, but the writing is until our arms fall off, our eyes scream, neck hurting.
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definition. a prison guarded by several people hired to torture you making you feel bad for yourself and the rest

1. I decided to cappingly say my bullshit teacher your the best
2. when I was graduating from school I saw the white screen about to play some shit but then I quickly played porn as my family was on out of town trip and they don't have a phone
1. I decided to cappingly say my bullshit teacher your the best
2. when I was graduating from school I saw the white screen about to play some shit but then I quickly played porn as my family was on out of town trip and they don't have a phone
by mynamed March 22, 2022
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definition. a prison guarded by several people hired to torture you making you feel bad for yourself and the rest

1. I decided to cappingly say my bullshit teacher your the best
2. when I was graduating from school I saw the white screen about to play some shit but then I quickly played porn as my family was on out of town trip and they don't have a phone
1. I decided to cappingly say my bullshit teacher your the best
2. when I was graduating from school I saw the white screen about to play some shit but then I quickly played porn as my family was on out of town trip and they don't have a phone
by mynamed March 22, 2022
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