The John Redcorn

When a man fucks his girlfriend on her period, cums inside of her then takes a handful of the cum/blood solution smacks her with it, then finger paints with the mix. The man then proceeds to eat her out repeatedly. After this ordeal they cuddle in the mess they have created.

The John Redcorn is really one of those things you have to try for yourself

by Zachownsyou June 15, 2011

the john pace

when your fucking a girl while watching fight club and all of a sudden you cock smack her, punch her in the face, and dropkick her head

wow that john pace looked like it hurt!

by yeah right March 11, 2003

John Morris

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

john adams

(b. Feb. 5, 1947) American composer and conductor. Probably one of the most frequently performed modern composer (not to mention the coolest). Famous for his operatic works, like Nixon in China.

John Adams is an awesome composer, and no, I'm not talking about that poser John Adams who was a president or whatever.

by Hogg March 12, 2007

john edwards

A democratic presedential candidate for the 2008 election. Very strong candidate, and for the people. And whoever says he cares more about being president than being with his family is a douche.

Elect John Edwards 2008

by storm w November 23, 2007

John Mayer

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.

You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.

by Jason Lange December 26, 2010

John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.

Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011