When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
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My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.
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Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
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