March 29th

Gio hate day

"yoo jas, yk what March 29th is?"
"hy it's gio hate day im alr on that timing"

by anonymous March 29, 2024

March 15th

The day when someone found better friends to talk to.

Hoo wee! Don't wanna end up like that guy on March 15th!

by Pogcord March 15, 2025

March Madness

'Noun'

An event in which people (primarily Caucasian men dating back to 1939) complete paper brackets to win money.

"Dallas are you doing March madness this year?"
Dallas-"fuck yeah, I wouldn't miss it."

by Eazy_e06 July 25, 2016

25 March

A day when you can do the biggest fattest smelliest bahooza bonker smells like a donkey honly slonky legs trembling stomach shaking gripping on for dear life stinkiest shit in public

"I just did the biggest fattest biggest smelliest bahooza bonky smells like a donkey honky slonky legs trembling stomach shaking gripping on for dear life stinkiest shit in public"
"why"

"becuase its 25 march"
"die"

by baileyxgrant1ismytiktok March 24, 2021

Carmel High School Marching Band

Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.

Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."

by cougarprideftw March 21, 2020

No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march

Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.

by Parasouth December 3, 2021

No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 5, 2019