Massachoosetts

A New England state where everyone sneezes a lot, especially during chillier months.

I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.

by QuacksO October 6, 2018

massivehugetits

the sexy yet perverted way of saying Massachusetts. Although I don't come from the USA most people call the state that so. It would be funny though seeing a state full of women with those sort of attributes...

Me: How do you spell Massachusetts?
Guy: Oh what do you mean Massivehugetits?
Me: No Massachusetts...

by c a s p e r stinks August 8, 2018

Massilya

The funniest girl ever! And also such a queen

Person1: omg she is so funny!
Person2: yeah its a massilya anyway

by >KishaaCutie< September 2, 2018

Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.

Big up the Birmingham Massive!

by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018

Massapequa

A town full of drug addicts skaters sluts and fake bitches. Everyone here is chill except for that small 10% most people here are nice but some are bullies and just rude they all think they the shit but they ain’t they won’t do shit to you so I hate it here but I like my friends though they actually chill and funny and nice they got my back and out principle of out school is jojo siwa. But yea besides all those people there is the 40% of people that are real kids like the skaters we chill asf and the nice people they chill but everyone else is oof

Oh look at that slutty girl she had sex like everyday must be a Massapequa girl

Hey let’s fight dude.
Ight bet
*guy doesn’t show up to the fight*

by Jojo siwa rocks October 30, 2018

massachusetts mustache

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.

"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".

by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018

Massimo

Massimo is a nice mother fucker. Massimo is gonna be your main hoe unless you fuck with. Massimo will fuck you up so hard that you can only breath by sucking other peoples dick. Sometimes even though he fucks you up he shoves Mozzarella cheese down your throat.

I can’t breath I need so dick because Massimo fucked me up.

by Bigcock123456 November 21, 2018