Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 16, 2020

Like Araik's jacket

the expression used for people who wear clothes for more than 5 years.

I have worn this waistcoat like Araik's jacket for 5 years.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

had a jacket

Prior criminal conviction

They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.

by Lucky7373 June 4, 2021

Eren_Jeagers_Jacket

Eren is the the best person I could ever ask for- he’s so kind and loving and makes me feel so cared for <3 He really is great and you should totally be friends with him- ily Eren :))

Eren_Jeagers_Jacket- the coolest person you’ll ever meet

by Niccolos.Wine.Bottle December 27, 2021

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Hiding inside a jacket

means you fuck a crazy amount of dudes

"Lukas is Hiding inside a jacket again"

by chileinsupremecy1914 April 26, 2022