Chatty Emily

giggly, verbose forewoman in Georgia’s Special Purpose Grand Jury

Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”

by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023

Uwu Emily

Emily Kim is the best UWU girl

Emily Kim is such an UWU girl

Ikr!! She's an Uwu Emily

by Nononono111111 May 25, 2023

Orphan Emily

Emily whom got left for 52 minutes on the side of the road because she was forgotten by her grandparents. Please pray for her and her little orphan life 🏡❌

Person one: your parents are late?
Person two: yea :(
Person one : you are such a orphan Emily

by Beau-is-cool June 7, 2023

Paul-Emile

A random guy met on Tinder, who enjoys beer, photography and Hans Zimmer

Person 1. 'I prefer drink a draft than be one'
Person 2. 'You must be a Paul-Emile!'

by mmmm14 September 9, 2023

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023

The Emily Kornhoff Effect

1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.

2 .Running a shady nursing home.

She's too stupid to quit, but through The Emily Kornhoff effect it came back to haunt her.

by BigDuke6 January 22, 2024

Dirty Emily

Shagging your best friend to a radiohead song

"I did a dirty emily with bella last week"

by Fragmoid November 24, 2023