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lao de yi

Mary: Hey Josh what's that smell?
Josh: Oh lao de yi, I shit on my pants again.
by lao de yi August 24, 2019
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de-hyperventilate

Refers to what you do immediately following a super-stressful/worrisome period/event (like an emergency repair or tense/uncertain appointment with someone) which you have wheezingly struggled thtough without mishap (thankfully!); you are thus obliged to "deflate and regroup" in exhausted relief afterwards.
I was shaking in my shoes all during my 20-mile drive home due to some malfunctioning of my car's engine, but luckily I did make it back without incident, and then after I'd sat there in my driveway and de-hyperventilated for a few, I checked under da hood to ferret out da issues, and was immensely relieved to see dat it was all fairly-minor stuff dat I could fix myself.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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Des

Des,

Sheโ€™s a sweetheart but a crackhead 99% of the time. Youโ€™ll hear her sksksk -big her way around town because she is totally a visco girl. She a freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets with her hair tied up. I wish she gay gay so I could date her.
Damn Des, please date me.
by Ashm210 September 10, 2019
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Des

Wow! Great post!๐Ÿ˜€ or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜œ like a boss!!!๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ
An example of a good Instagram caption on desโ€™ account is, โ€œWow! Great post!๐Ÿ˜€ or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜œ like a boss!!!๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธโ€œ
by Guest3628283627822992 May 16, 2018
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de wey

the Ugandan Knuckles secret to living a good life i dont fucking know
by Lucifer Is Gay May 18, 2018
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Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!
OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!
by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018
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de-hair out

the act of shaking and/or hanging up an item โ€” generally blankets, clothing, towels or rugs โ€” in an effort to decrease the amount of accumulated pet hair.
The dog has been laying on that blanket for a week, so I shook it and hung it over the railing to de-hair out.
by Metaphormidable April 21, 2018
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