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Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
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Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
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Genny Cream Ale Slingshot

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!
by slampig 21 April 2, 2023
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Cream-packer

The first guy to go in after a creampie in a gangbang.
Why can’t I go first? I was the cream-packer last time!
by deadpope July 26, 2020
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Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face
I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face
by By SSR March 2, 2021
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Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..
I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...
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Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
by Elyix December 12, 2021
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