Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

poking circle

The anus. The butthole, The dirt star

How do people tan their poking circle

by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes

by Barberella September 1, 2020

twerk circle

when your having a banger party and you see a group of people in the middle getting twerked on = twerk circle

yo johnny let’s go get it on in the twerk circle

by sebby pro September 9, 2020

Belgian Circle

When a cowboys fan gets a reach around from Tony Homo. Eeeeeeeemagine.

Bro, you were apart of a Belgian Circle last Sunday?

by StillDemBoyz September 23, 2020

Blue Circling

Blue Circle is a famous cement company, so to be blue circling is to be laying the foundations for something. So for instance if you start coughing very loudly and obviously near your boss, you might be blue circling so when you call in sick the next day it sounds more believable.

"Cough! Cough!" - "Hey Bob, stop blue circling you muppet, we all know you just want to the day off tomorrow because it's Friday."

by MartiniousMouse November 2, 2020