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Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
mugGet the Guadalupe wake up callmug.

well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
mugGet the well put me in a dress and call me susiemug.

Calle

A original Swedish name. Also translates to street in Spanish.

Calle is a cool motherfucker
Yo what's up Calle
by xaniac December 12, 2016
mugGet the Callemug.

Calle

Calle's a goddamn beast
by Oskar2G December 10, 2018
mugGet the Callemug.

Call of Duty

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.
Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!

Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018
mugGet the Call of Dutymug.

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