Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕠𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕘𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝔽𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾

bless the beef

stopping some arguing

by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019

Beef

another name for male parts

"have you got beef???"

by HamHamis well good May 15, 2009

Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Beef Case

Also known as a taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.

Yo bro, grab a beef case on your way over.

by Acuracy June 8, 2016

Beef

A term used with someone who your are close friends with. It shows endearment and care.

Adrien: *starts break dancing*

Lauren: “Omg Adrien fuck it up, thats my Beef right there”

by Dont3venask August 3, 2022