beef

a brown meaty substance that comes from cows. normally eaten by humans and kangaroos. can also be know as stake. also a term for fat

mmmmmm steak

hey look at your beefy mam

by ecaugdwjhd May 30, 2005

Beefed It

(Verb) The act of farting so heartily that it smells like fresh poop.

Mandy: Eww did you fart?!
Dean: Yeah! I fucking beefed it!

by Mrs. Mochez August 20, 2021

Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017

Beef Rugs

Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.

"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."

by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013

beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

beef straps

A food..

Those beef straps taste good.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

beefed out

when two people are beefing (having problems) anymore

Person 1: Do ______ & ______ not like eachother?
Person 2: Nah they beefed out

by lalabopper542 March 25, 2023