True anal

True anal is a type of porn that consists of a man having anal sex with women and some of them sucking the dick, this is for careless addicts who love aids

Person 1: Look at this
Person who is concerned: WTF IS THIS STD LOVING BS
People who have second thoughts: Screw this stuff
Later
News: Our president has made that form of porn true anal illegal and anyone who watches it will be locked up

by TheInsaneAnime October 2, 2021

Anal Portal

A portal going to Narnia and unknown places.

Mind if I delve into your anal portal?

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

anal picking

To tongue thrust ones asshole

He's anal picking that broad in the back seat.

by Sex hygiene March 18, 2016

anal trauma

When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER

Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!

by Koolaidman728 August 9, 2016

anal opera

when you stick it so far up her ass that she starts belting out like a opera singer.

Neighbor: What was going on in your apartment last night?

You: Nothing , I picked a girl up at the bar and I had to tryout the anal opera.

by engbel May 31, 2016

Anal Cough

A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.

To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.

Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.

Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it

Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Anal-anhilator

The act of anhilitating an asshole.

Damn! Cobo was such of an anal-anhilator yesterday!!!

by darth_blazer October 12, 2009