anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

blue anal

The act of someone using a dildo made of ice, or a dildo left in the freezer overnight, in your anus during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, why are you sitting weird?"
"My girlfriend tried Blue Anal on my last night."

by Lad(y) Cameron May 6, 2018

Anal bifida

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in

Hey what's up matt you anal bifida

by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019

anal picking

To tongue thrust ones asshole

He's anal picking that broad in the back seat.

by Sex hygiene March 18, 2016

anal opera

when you stick it so far up her ass that she starts belting out like a opera singer.

Neighbor: What was going on in your apartment last night?

You: Nothing , I picked a girl up at the bar and I had to tryout the anal opera.

by engbel May 31, 2016

anal trauma

When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER

Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!

by Koolaidman728 August 9, 2016

anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

by Damgerous October 20, 2009