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September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.
“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”
by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022
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Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.
by Tweekachew October 12, 2020
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60 30 5 5

60 30 5 5 is a belief in which 60 percent of women have vaginas 30 percent have a penis 5 percent have nothing and 5 percent have both genitals.
I am a firm beliver in 60 30 5 5
by Mike Bobaguard March 18, 2025
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The 1-5 Scale

This is an amended version of the 1-4 scale. This scale removes almost all subjectivity from measuring your attraction to someone. Posts on this site have done their best to set out this scale, but this is the definitive, amended version.

The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):

1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.

2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.

3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.

4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.

A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):

5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.

Amendments & clarifications:

i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.

ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.

However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.

iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
Me: "Hey, how was the club last night?"
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
by yourwelcome03 February 6, 2022
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5 finger necklace

When your partner places their hand around your neck. Gripping firmly, however, NOT choking. No direct pressure is placed on carotids, nor the windpipe. Often it is used as a way of showing dominance or ownership without injury, often in a non-sexual situation. 5 finger necklace can also be used in a sexual manner during the interaction as a way of engaging the mastered or prey drive of the individual.
She was very receptive to the 5 finger necklace he gave her at the concert.
by DahnianaTheBold February 18, 2025
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5 pund

OI MARRA GIS 5 PUND FOR A CURRY
by anonymous July 11, 2022
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December 5

Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th
by Imsoborsdndn December 4, 2020
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