thug zapper

A taser

Officer Hendricks, in addition to his 9mm Beretta, was issued handcuffs, a baton, and a thug zapper by his department.

by Shawn in ATL May 23, 2016

Dukey Zapper

After you've been eating her ass for a while, so it's good and moist, touch her butthole with a 9V battery

"she took the battery out of my smoke detector just so she could get a Dukey Zapper"

by BadBadger July 28, 2018

Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

by MFComedy February 5, 2019

wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

Cool As A Zipper

Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.

After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"

by dantemac253 May 26, 2011