Zoom-a-rific

A particularly productive and efficient virtual meeting using the Zoom online meeting platform.

Did you see Esmerelda's Zoom-a-rific meeting on the new HR policies? It was recorded, so you can still see it online.

by katiedidnot April 21, 2020

Zoom tidy

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.

How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

by Bear Funny Comedy May 16, 2020

zoom voice

n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.

I've been using my zoom voice in meetings all morning and now I need a cough drop.

by kibody July 4, 2020

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!

"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver

by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022

Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022