by Me October 8, 2004
Get the zoophile mug.a sick fuck who feels the disgusting need to sexually interact with certain animals of their choice. these people are the absolute scum of the earth. just remember that furries aren't zoophiles because most furries are attracted to anthropomorphic beings and not animals.
by averagericefarmer March 26, 2022
Get the Zoophile mug.A zoophile is someone who has a sexual or romantic attraction to dogs. To put it simply, they need to go get some serious help.
Not all of these deranged individuals fuck dogs, but will claim that being a zoophile makes then a quirky queer, and deserves deeming of being a sexuality, which is absolutely retarded.
Go to Quora, Twitter, TikTok, and sometimes even YouTube comment sections to find these individuals. They often get a descent sized following from making content that attracts other like-minded people.
They will try to tell you that most zoophiles don't fuck dogs, but don't be fooled by their petty lies, they are an entire community based on a sick perversion that implies they think about fucking dogs. It isn't hard to search for such things either. I highly recommend not looking it up, as the FBI will be at your door the next morning.
These people believe that they are smarter than normal people too, and will give you unreliable open sourced bullshit that will put a virus on your computer.
Most of these individuals will try to tell you how dogs consent to sex when these creatures can't even fucking speak. They mostly are mentally retarded individuals that can't find any bitches because they are likely redditors and discord moderators at the same time.
Not all of these deranged individuals fuck dogs, but will claim that being a zoophile makes then a quirky queer, and deserves deeming of being a sexuality, which is absolutely retarded.
Go to Quora, Twitter, TikTok, and sometimes even YouTube comment sections to find these individuals. They often get a descent sized following from making content that attracts other like-minded people.
They will try to tell you that most zoophiles don't fuck dogs, but don't be fooled by their petty lies, they are an entire community based on a sick perversion that implies they think about fucking dogs. It isn't hard to search for such things either. I highly recommend not looking it up, as the FBI will be at your door the next morning.
These people believe that they are smarter than normal people too, and will give you unreliable open sourced bullshit that will put a virus on your computer.
Most of these individuals will try to tell you how dogs consent to sex when these creatures can't even fucking speak. They mostly are mentally retarded individuals that can't find any bitches because they are likely redditors and discord moderators at the same time.
John: Hey, brotha, wassup
Jimmy: Sup John! Hey, I heard my girlfriend got caught fucking the dog last night, is that true?
John: Yeah, she is a retarded zoophile dude, just break up with her.
Jimmy: Sup John! Hey, I heard my girlfriend got caught fucking the dog last night, is that true?
John: Yeah, she is a retarded zoophile dude, just break up with her.
by Destroyer of zoophiles July 2, 2022
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