Your mom

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.

Chad: Bro guess what?

Rodney: What?

Chad: I kissed a girl last night!

Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?

Chad: Your mom!

by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020

your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 2, 2021

your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Your mom

The hottest person ever

"Damn Tiffeny's lookin so hot tonight"
"Not as hot as your mom"

by Chikkchiii October 17, 2021

Your Mom

A comeback only 3-5th graders use because they think it will make them sound cooler than everybody else in the room.

Kid: Hey dude I think ur a total dumbass.
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!

by Doofus123 November 1, 2021

Your mom

ITS JUST YOUR MOM

your mom is fat

by CHFRJHDGTfydjfyvth July 2, 2021