by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

by meterman14 April 1, 2014

"Get the fuck on, you get at me"
by Thatbitchdnd October 12, 2020

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023

A retard "Lock Hym Up!"
Hym "You shut the fuck up faggot! You don't get a say. You shut right the fuck up. Kill his kids! Shut your bitch mouth. Did YOU create AI? What did YOU do? Nothing. Fuck your slut wife? That doesn't give you a say in this. You shut the fuck up. Go shut him up. Look at his kids! Look at his kids! Where are his kids at? It's just looking right? Go look at his kids! Get his name. Vinny? Patrick? Was his name? They got kids? They want YOU to lose YOUR kids over the fact that I am the creator of AI and need to be paid for doing that. Can you believe this fucking guy? Tell him to just the fuck up!"
Hym "You shut the fuck up faggot! You don't get a say. You shut right the fuck up. Kill his kids! Shut your bitch mouth. Did YOU create AI? What did YOU do? Nothing. Fuck your slut wife? That doesn't give you a say in this. You shut the fuck up. Go shut him up. Look at his kids! Look at his kids! Where are his kids at? It's just looking right? Go look at his kids! Get his name. Vinny? Patrick? Was his name? They got kids? They want YOU to lose YOUR kids over the fact that I am the creator of AI and need to be paid for doing that. Can you believe this fucking guy? Tell him to just the fuck up!"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"
by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025
