Train Wreck

When you get ready to have sex with someone from behind, but use your fist instead to freak them out.

I gave that girl last night a Train Wreck, now she only goes with girls.

Train Wreck by BroncoCrisco September 29, 2008

Train Wreck

When a three way goes terribly wrong.

DUDE, Nate and Allen were banging this bitch and their dicks touched, Talk about a Train Wreck

Train Wreck by AndrewNG October 12, 2008

train wreck

A desperately ill patient with many complicated problems presented for medical care.

Man, did you see that train wreck in trauma three? He's never making it out of the hospital.

train wreck by Sekou December 4, 2003

Train Wreck

where a guy straps on a dildo to his lower back and does 2 girls at one time.moving his hips back and forth..

(P90X aint got nuttin on this)

EX: brennan train wrecked those bitches last night

EX:I got in a train wreck last night with so and so and her sister

Train Wreck by Googly eyed March 10, 2010

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself 

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

cell phone wreck 

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.

1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.

2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.

cell phone wreck by Scathe December 24, 2008

angry train wreck 

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.

"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"

angry train wreck by Jimblo February 16, 2008