witness

recognize and, in some cases, preach the gospel. See wordrecognize

let 'em know with a quickness, y'all better to witness.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

bare witness

A naked protest sometimes using bodies to spell out the message

a group of people stripped naked and spelt out the word PEACE with their naked bodies to bare witness

by Mike Grenville October 10, 2005

jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

Jehovah’s Witnesses

Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.

Just looking at Steven Hassan’s BITE model- the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a perfect fit.

by The Aviator November 4, 2020

Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008

Ghetto Witness

Often someone from a low income neighborhood who is a material witness to a crime.

News reporter: "Here's a witness now. Could you tell us what happened

Ghetto Witness: He was raping everybody including the husbands, so lock up ya kids

by the kid 123 August 2, 2010

JehoNAH's Witness

A "Not-At-Home" Jehovah's Witness

They may be Josh Silver Jewish

.Neither Are At Home.

JehoNAH'sWitness

Haiku

"Hey, you don't wanna see the Jehovah's Witness?"

"NAH"

" Yerite, they write too many Haikku(U) "

JehoNAH's Witness

Haiku

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018