weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.

"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."

by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

weakles

Adj: Something that is weaker than weak.

"That guy made a total fool of himself, that dance move was weakles!"

by ding dong 1 May 26, 2009

weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

by 2bhuge March 3, 2011

weasel suit

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

wealthie

The act of taking a picture (with your Leica, not your phone) of your wallet's contents or your ATM balance on the day before payday, to display how offensively rich you are.

The 'selfie' is no longer accepted currency as a measure of your self worth. The new expression of self worth is 'doing a wealthie'.

- Mate, did you see that wealthie Dave Newbold took?

- No mate.

- He must have had about eight hundred quid and a black Ammex in there blud.

- The cunt.

by Nigel Jennings May 13, 2014

Wealthy

Something a Nigerian prince uses to describe a state of flushness

That chav there thinks he’s bear ‘wealthy ‘ doubt he’s actually rich

by MayaMarriott December 6, 2017