absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

white wallop

white wallop is a gang initiation where the man has to cover his face with the cum of the dogs from german hotplate and then get blood in from his gang

little bunny is about towhite wallop to greatness

by sanxity June 11, 2019

To wallpaper

When your SO doesn't wanna do doggy so you force them against the wall and fuck them

I am going to wallpaper Bonnie if she is going to refuse doggy.

by Doodgewoon July 17, 2020

Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

Fatty wallop

To score a goal in a game of pork skin.

I say, our team got a fatty wallop against New England, my dear boy.

by Onesto November 28, 2021

Honking Wallops

Massive breasts

Ayo look over there at her honking wallops

by Rc174 June 4, 2022