If you are looking to get a pixie cut or die your hair lime green mission vista is the place for you. During lunch times there is so much to do! You can view the asexuals humping in the corner, do some coke in the bathroom, or even join the march to prompt pride through the campus. Mission vista is an awesome school mostly because of its football teams undefeated season. I highly recommend going there. There’s even a steel drums program!
random girl: wait you go to Mission vista highschool? I heard the football team there is insane!
guy: ya it’s awesome, the athletics here are great
guy: ya it’s awesome, the athletics here are great
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CP 1: Hey man, I just came back fromt he doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!
CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
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