vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020

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Vertical Dancing

Type of dance style executed when in a overly crowded dance floor.

I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.

by msmit September 2, 2022

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vertically challenged

someone who is short

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!

by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021

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Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.

Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.

by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

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