Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010

go verbal

to actually {speak} with your {human voice} to another human using their actual human voice either in person, via phone or recording

Hi Nick, here's the link I referenced earlier. Lets {go verbal} this weekend {to talk about} vacation plans

by suzyLikes October 20, 2012

Verbal Viagra

A blatant act of bignoting oneself in order to compensate for a personal feeling of inadequacy or lack of confidence. A reference to the pharmaceutical drug, Viagra, which may be used to compensate for a physical inadequacy.

He was the centre of attention, but others could see through his verbal Viagra.

by voc May 11, 2014

verbal wedgie

gives someone a smartass comment; a zinger

Kenny: I have a headache!

Dawn: If I had a head like that, it'd ache too!

Touche! Verbal Wedgie complete!

by duhbuldee April 28, 2010

Verbal Fellatio

Heaping so much praise on someone as to bring that person to climax.

President Trump gave Vladimir Putin so much verbal fellatio at the Helsinki press conference, that the broadcast of the event was rated NSFW.

by Don the Traitor July 17, 2018

Verbal Post-it

n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.

n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.

Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!

by Mj0424 October 21, 2010

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014