don't get it twisted

Don't get it wrong, don't be confused about it

I just wanted to help you, don't get it twisted!

by Manù April 26, 2006

Twitterati

The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thousands of followers and whose 140-character spews capture the attention of the rapt who doggedly monitor them.

The Twitterati have simultaneously raised and abased communication to the level of simian savants.

by rob reinalda February 13, 2009

Twitler

A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, who uses it for the sole purpose to get attention and sooth their own ego and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Cheeto-faced ferret wearing Shitgibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."

by Puppygirl January 15, 2017

twitter

the legal way to stalk celebrities

im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.

by im in love with the pena June 30, 2010

Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

twisted

bein high and drunk at tha same time

this nigga is twisted he took a few 40's and some j's

by Griff July 1, 2004

twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.

He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.

by phillystarlight December 31, 2010