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critical thinking 

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".
Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.
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When two females begin to sync their shaving patterns.

A.K.A. Their armpits and/or other bodily parts.
Lindz: Hey Britt, how are your pits today?
Britt: Great, I just shaved them last night!
Lindz: OMG, me too!
Britt: We are so twinning!
Linz: Ya we are!!!
Twinning by vagattack May 9, 2014

Twinkling 

Twinkling is a business term for when an employee has stressed themselves out so badly that their sphincter begins to clamp spasmodically and they can no longer focus on the task at hand.
"Have you seen Joe today? What his problem?"

"His project added another week delay, he was so mad in the meeting he started twinkling then stormed out the room."
Twinkling by Shutin April 21, 2005
The act of tweaking while winning at the same time
Look at that loser freaking out, he's definitely twinning
Twinning by Goofywinner March 1, 2018

black man thinking time

Black Man Thinking Time-

Time black men take to be in seclusion and sober. They take that time to plan for the future and develop strategies for success. Break down potential pitfalls and/or appreciate what a healthy prosperous lifestyle brings.
"Hey, I'm going to take my new boat and go fishing and to do some black man thinking."

"Since I started doing black man thinking time, I've calmed down in my approach to life and started planning for the future.

Critical Thinking 

The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college.

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)
Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."
Critical Thinking by SillySomeone February 16, 2009

Thinking 

So since I had time, I read… couple things came out of that… 1) I love you 2) glad you write the way you do 3) I haven’t been very supportive 😢🫣… as much as I would like to know 100%, I have to respect your reason why you are silent… for you to be silent this long, there has to be a reason .. I will work on that… I will probably slip up on occasion, but I will try to make it occasionally versus always❤️
Thinking, however, if once you no longer have to be silent and need assistance getting me in your arms, I will surely accommodate ❤️❤️ Love you always