Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

tweet-tacking

Attacking anything via a Tweet!

Attacking a person, place, or thing using a Tweet post on Twitter.

trump is tweet-tacking the media again!

by LKingmanL September 13, 2018

louis tweeted

BEST DAY EVER. when the sassmaster of doncaster tweets everyone goes wild!!!! the gays come out of hiding and try to get his attention!! always tweets never posts a selfie, but always makes us happy

Louis:Hope everyone’s doing alright!!
Us: OMG LOUIS TWEETED
Us: LOUIS POST A SELFIE

Louis: *never does*

by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021

Menage a Tweet

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.

I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.

Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.

by 559mickey November 8, 2009