tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

Tweet rage

Like road rage. Extremely hostile and aggressive behaviour displayed whilst tweeting rather than driving. Similar lack of comeback from objects of rage due to encasement in protective bubble . NEVER succumb to these two types of rage at the same time.

'The Donald flew into a tweet rage immediately he woke up this morning and is still at it .........'.

by John from Dorset June 16, 2017

Tweet Binge

The act of tweeting so much within the span of a few minutes that the Twitter user has to review their profile in order to remember everything that they posted.

John: Dude, my entire TL is full of you. I don't even know what you're talking about in half of these tweets!

David: Me neither. I must have been on a major tweet binge.

by savannahj January 15, 2013

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

Menage a Tweet

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.

I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.

Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.

by 559mickey November 8, 2009