Twat Tweet

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."

by Xeroe July 17, 2014

Tweet Binge

The act of tweeting so much within the span of a few minutes that the Twitter user has to review their profile in order to remember everything that they posted.

John: Dude, my entire TL is full of you. I don't even know what you're talking about in half of these tweets!

David: Me neither. I must have been on a major tweet binge.

by savannahj January 15, 2013

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

tweet-tacking

Attacking anything via a Tweet!

Attacking a person, place, or thing using a Tweet post on Twitter.

trump is tweet-tacking the media again!

by LKingmanL September 13, 2018

field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

tweet pimping

repeated, artificially over-enthusiastic tweets about an event or business

TWEET1: "Happy hour is AMAZING at Joe's bar."

TWEET1: "INCREDIBLE!! The best happy hour ever at Joe's bar"

TWEET1: "The vibe and atmosphere at Joe's bar is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Too good to be true!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, you're tweet pimping again. Dial it back."

by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

Menage a Tweet

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.

I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.

Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.

by 559mickey November 8, 2009