twatlet

A member of a certain group of women on BabyCenter.com's October 2006 Birth Club. These women have their heads shoved so far up each others' asses that their posting abilities and attempts at being witty always come up short. Also referred to as douchehags.

Man-Gina, you are such a twatlet, Do your mega-bangs cloud your judgement?

by Toby Bear December 13, 2007

twatter

Person who uses and/or talks about using twitter excessively.

Jerry's a twatter, he always has iphone in hand and is constantly posting tweets.

by albalion March 4, 2009

twittle

As a noun, a young girl's snatch, a fresh tuna sandwich, bootytwatcunt, as a verb, the act of licking or kissing female genitlia

Look at the twittle at that bitch, she makes her momma proud!
Maurice was going to twittle that clam but said it reeked so bad he couln't go down

by Jagger Shaft June 2, 2006

mad-twatter

A twatter who is quite clearly mad

mad-twatter, to madly twat things

by Paul sykes May 19, 2006

twatter

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity

get a life and stop being a complete twatter

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

twatter

twitter ho

Congressional twatters make more news on CNN

by K8northoakland February 28, 2009

twatter

Someone who spends excessive amounts of time sharing too much information (T.M.I) on Twitter.

Amy: Did you see Hermann's tweet about taking a monstrous shit the other day?

Dave: Yea, he's become such a twatter!

by kabaum December 26, 2011